Cozy Up With These Super-Cute Christmas Onesies

Men’s Grey Moose Christmas Onesie

Heading to the slopes this holiday season? Mimic all of your favorite 80s and 90s Christmas music videos with your own skiing-inspired outfit. This Men’s Grey Moose Christmas Onesie is rocking the best of the classic Fair Isle Christmas jumper design, this time with moose making their way around your legs and torso with snowflakes in tow.

Perfect for lounging around while you’re opening presents, the grey moose Christmas onesie is warm and snug and features convenient hand and feet holes to pull yourself into it easily after one too many eggnogs. It’s also got two front pockets, perfect for storing your smartphone, hipflask, or whatever else gets you through seeing the family at Christmas.

Women’s Christmas Cat Onesie

It’s a very Meowy Christmas and a happy New Year to you with this epic Feline Navidad outfit. Our Christmas cat jumpsuit won’t give you the power to fall three stories and land on your feet. But it will give you a strange craving for catnip and a fascination with small, furry objects. Also, you’ll get in trouble for obsessively batting at the tinsel on the tree.

But it’s all worth it to be dressed up in this fabulously festive cat onesie. Check out all those adorable furry faces, just waiting to see what Santa is going to bring them this year. The truth is, St. Nick doesn’t like cats. He’s more of a reindeer person. But don’t let that stop you from adopting the thousands of felines on this jumpsuit. They need a good home, and they each come with their own cute Santa hat. How can you resist their purring?

Men’s Christmas Tree Toss Game Onesie

It’s every party boy’s worst nightmare. You rock up to a Christmas party full of good cheer, and it’s dull AF. Thank the lucky stars we’ve got this Men’s Christmas Tree Toss Game jumpsuit.

Not only is it an epic jumpsuit, but it’s also a ball game! Get all the ladies and gents involved as they try to throw Christmas light balls at you and see what sticks. It’s got a super toasty hood, ideal for those out of nowhere blizzards, and a convenient long zip for bathroom breaks. The party never stops when you’ve got this on. We hope you’re ready.

Women’s Polar Bear Onesie

Name the cutest Christmas animal – we dare you. Is it a robin? Is it a reindeer? Is it an elf? Nope – it’s the humble, North Pole-dwelling polar bear. These majestic creatures are often overlooked in Christmas wear. This year, we’re giving them a platform with our Women’s Polar Bear jumpsuit.

This grey one-piece features our fluffy friends rolling around in the snow getting up to all kinds of mischief. It’s got a super-toasty hood for when it does get a little like the North Pole outside and is great for curling up with a hangover. Or a good book. Whatever.

Men’s Santa Suit Christmas Onesie

Ever wonder who covers for Santa Claus when he calls in sick? With the Men’s Santa Jumpsuit you can see what it’s like to step in for Mr. Claus, because who’s going to take care of all the chicks on the naughty list when he’s away?

Women’s Snowman Christmas Onesie

Feeling frosty this Christmas? Get toasty in this awesome Women’s Snowman jumpsuit. This super cute Christmas onesie is made with polar fleece fabric, so even though it may give off chilly vibes, it feels like those chestnuts on an open fire on the inside. Slide your mitts into the super cute glove pockets and chill

Women’s Gingerbread Jumpsuit

Ladies – love a sweet treat but can’t bake? We hear ya. That’s why we’ve turned our Christmas costumes into your favorite festive desserts. Bonus points – your pants still fit and you get to keep your teeth!

This Women’s Gingerbread jumpsuit will make the perfect addition to any Christmas scene. It’s not often you can rock up to the office in what is basically pajama wear, so embrace it. The jumpsuit features a hood to fight off any blizzards, and a candy motif for that authentic gingerbread look. Hot and fresh out the oven.

Men’s Snowman Onesie

No man is an island – a common phrase dating back centuries as used by famous poets. It’s also ripe for a snowman Christmas onesie pun, so here it goes: snowman is an island!

You can have that one for free – use this Men’s Blue Snowman onesie with your back catalog of Christmas jokes to keep everybody smiling this Christmas. If you feel like lounging around after too many turkey legs, it’s got a forgiving, slouchy fit that will leave room for that “festive pudding” look we all know and love. And hey, if you feel like wearing it through January instead of hitting the gym, that’s totally cool with us.

Women’s Blue Reindeer Christmas Onesie

Bored with standard pajamas that everybody seems to have? This holiday inspired jumpsuit is ideal for feeling comfortable regardless of where you are or what you are doing during the holiday!

The bold blue background features a white Fair Isle design complete with grazing reindeer for good measure. The front pockets include a zipper for security purposes and the Christmas jumpsuit features a holiday red accent color.

Men’s Lumberjack Onesie

Have you ever cut down an entire forest? We haven’t either. But you can wear a onesie so prolific it’ll make you feel like you just grew Tom Selleck’s mustache.

Whether you’re carving a turkey, or want to see what it’s like to be a Hipster for a day, the Lumber Jack Jumpsuit is the product for you.

Women’s Ho Ho Ho Onesie

Leave the crummy puns to the losers this Christmas – this Ho Ho Ho jumpsuit may cause a few snickers, but you’ll look so effortlessly festive you’ll be having the last laugh.

The hallmark of any good Santa Claus, a good ho ho ho will be thrown around with gay abandon this holiday season, so why not regale your friends with our favorite slogan in written form? This red and green holiday Christmas onesie is available for both men and women, paying tribute to the jollier of Christmas characters with a simple colorful design. It’s perfect for lounging around the house after you’ve eaten too much, and it’s far cheerier than rocking a Christmas onesie that’s covered with “bah humbug.”