Memes About Mornings
Mornings, and Poems, are hard
Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee.
Dear Coffee, you make mornings (almost) tolerable.
Morning People… vs Me
Some people in the morning vs me.
I may rise, but shine… really? What do you expect from me??
“No, I don’t really “rise and shine.” Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.” – Nanea Hoffman
Oh, that Debbie!!
I just dry shampoo’d & febreeze’d my kids on the way out the door, so no, I’m not really interested in your family’s morning chore chart, Debbie.
It’s a dangerous time…
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
The trick is to refill the cup before it hits the bottom line
Full Cup = Unable to communicate in full sentences
Half Cup = Slightly more coherent but still unable to hold a conversation
Empty Cup = You may speak now
If you’re anything like me and absolutely MUST own this mug, you can find it on Amazon.com.
Memes About Adulting
Being an adult is much harder than we – as children – could have imagined. We are all in SUCH hurry to grow up, and then – once we’re grown up – we realize that this this shit sucks!
I can only Adult properly on days that end with N
I can’t Adult Today. Please don’t make me Adult.
Learning to Accept Yourself
Although my summer bikini body wasn’t ready, my fall sweater body is ON POINT!
If only it were that simple!
How to be an adult. Pay your bills. Don’t smoke meth. Keep a few close friends. Wear deodorant.
Truer words were never spoken
As an adult, any “free time” you have is actually just you procrastinating something.
Seems like a reasonable trade-off
I pretened to like people every day. It’s called adulting. That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.
Mature is as Mature Does
Nobody ever said that being an adult was a Good Idea
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
We are always on the lookout for an adultier adult
That horrifying moment when you are looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Some better at adulting than you.
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