Memes About Parenting
Nothing is scarier than a house that is full of quiet children.
Since is Golden. Unless you have CHILDREN, then it’s just SUSPICIOUS.
Like a sloth riding a turtle was my youngest’s nickname!
A picture of my kids getting ready to leave the house.
Diagnosis is: I’m afraid you have what is known as “Children”. There is no cure.
A lesson that I’m still working on
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” – Franklin P. Jones
Evil, but true!
My daughter asked me what it’s like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.
How we will be remembered…
“When I miss my parents, I put 12 expired salad dressings in the fridge and it feels like home” – Cara Weinberger
Memes About Family
Now means NOW!
When mom says “when you get a chance” what she really means is “get off your ass and do it now”!
The apple doesn’t fall far from the turnip truck
If you met MY FAMILY, you would understand.
Getting to know you, getting to know all about… wait, Wi-Fi is BACK!!
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Thank goodness THAT’s over… now back to the fun stuff!
Every family has that one weird relative. If you don’t know who that is, then it’s probably you.
The power of MOM Voice!
The face you make when mom calls you by your full name.
We don’t suffer from insanity, we rather enjoy it
Insanity does not run in my family. Rather, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know everyone personally.
Memes About Marriage & Relationships
Don’t laugh… Don’t do it…
Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.
Dogs Rule, People Drool
If you love someone, set them free. If you ate someone, set them free. Basically, set everyone free and get a dog. People are stupid.
At least Tin Foil is useful for Cooking
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.
Giving up control of the remote = True Love
Shout out to all the married folks out there waiting for their spouse to fall asleep on the couch so they can watch what they really want to.
Because, you know, my hair!
I’d walk through fire for you. Well not fire because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair…
The true definition of marriage
Marriage is just about texting each other… “Do we need anything from the grocery store??” over and over again until one of you dies.
It’s a cute puppy though!
My wife said she wanted a puppy. I didn’t. So we compromised… Meet our New Puppy!
Memes About Cooking
Now that we’re full-grown adults, it appears that we are now responsible for feeding ourselves – and others!
To honor the age old tradition of cooking dinner without burning the house down (more than once) we’ve whipped up a collection of our favorite cooking memes.
I love, love, love BACON!
I love bacon because I can wrap it around anything. Basically, it’s the duct tape of food.
Wine makes EVERYTHING taste better
Tonight I tried cooking with wine… after four glasses, I couldn’t even remember why I was in the kitchen.
4 Glasses though??? A bit of a lightweight, if you ask me. 😀
Meat temperatures can be tricky
Classic Gordon Ramsay. The beef is so under cooked, it is starting to eat the salad.
They were so light and fluffy… like AIR!
I baked up a batch of sugar-free, gluten-free, vegan brownies… They were surprisingly easy to make!!
That one time you asked for help…
Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home… I came home to this…
When people tell you they can’t cook… believe them
When you’re cooking & the recipe says “chill in the fridge for one hour”
Just a little bit of this and a pinch of that.
If God had intended us to follow recipes, he wouldn’t have given us Grandmothers.
When you get ambitious, but do it wrong.
I tried cooking something from scratch… and ended up summoning a demon.
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