Memes About Mornings
Mornings, and Poems, are hard
Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee.
Morning People… vs Me
Some people in the morning vs me.
I may rise, but shine… really? What do you expect from me??
“No, I don’t really “rise and shine.” Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.” – Nanea Hoffman
Oh, that Debbie!!
I just dry shampoo’d & febreeze’d my kids on the way out the door, so no, I’m not really interested in your family’s morning chore chart, Debbie.
It’s a dangerous time…
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
The trick is to refill the cup before it hits the bottom line
Full Cup = Unable to communicate in full sentences
Half Cup = Slightly more coherent but still unable to hold a conversation
Empty Cup = You may speak now
If you’re anything like me and absolutely MUST own this mug, you can find it on Amazon.com.
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